Thursday, 17 May 2012

An audience with Lee Dixon: Arsenal boys can tell a story

Lee is mullered on three bottles of champagne driving through Liverpool with his Australian uncle. Arsenal have just won the 1989 league title at Anfield on the last day of the season, and blurry eyed, without too much thought, Lee stumbles into a local fish and chip shop still wearing his Arsenal blazer. Suddenly noticing the huddle of angry Liverpudlian faces he mumbles to his uncle something about dying. “Four fish and chips please,” he says to the chippy, all lily-livered with his head bowed. “EXTRA CHIPS FOR YOU LAD, I’M AN EVERTONIAN!”Luckily, I’ve been brought along as a guest with my competition winning friend to An Audience With Lee Dixon in the media room at the Emirates. He is a great story-teller and has everybody in stitches when he recounts the night Arsenal stole the league title from Kenny Daglish’s Liverpool side. Dressed in a thin grey round-neck jumper it’s a much more animated ‘Dicko’ than the one we are used to seeing on Match of the Day.

Lee has to keep turning to the host for the evening, Tom Watt, to ask what the question was. What with so many solid gold memories it’s no wonder he can waffle on. Somebody asks him what his first impressions were of Arsene Wenger? By the pause and eyebrow press-ups Lee is giving, the old Arsenal boys clearly thought this Frenchman was a bit of a loony.

He remembers the third game under Wenger where they were one down at half-time to Liverpool. Having said nothing, Le Professeur claps his hands with about a minute before the team go out, draws a few crosses on the chalkboard, prattles some orders off and waves the players away in a more confused state than they already were. The team go on to win 3-1 and in his best French accent Lee says how Arsene came in afterwards claiming “I told jou so.”

For that, Lee says Wenger is a genius. He firmly believes it too and pokes a jibe at his colleague at the BBC, Alan Hansen, who he says has nothing but animosity for Arsenal and who can’t wait for them to slip up so he can pick at Wenger’s faults. In fact, in these comfortable surroundings, Lee comes across much more aggressive than his job on television allows for.

Mocking a spitting action at the floor, he hates Richard Keys and those at Sky Sports, and then runs amuck of the “thick forwards” of his generation who couldn’t hold their run, making Arsenal’s illustrious off-side trap child’s play. He calls Adrian Chiles “gormless” and even gets a laugh from the audience at the expense of the poor camera-man who he calls “a ringer for Steven Hughes.”

Maybe Lee has earned that position though, explaining how hard it was for him when he first arrived at Arsenal from Stoke in 1988. Early days of piggy-in-the-middle with his new team-mates which would last for 20 minutes, the city, and living in hotels in St Albans with his wife and son clearly made Lee a tougher competitor though.

David Ginola knows this all too well, as Lee leaps out of his chair demonstrating how he and the old Arsenal rear guard of Nigel Winterburn, Martin Keown, Tony Adams and Steve Bould would smash the French maestro up in the air. This was Lee’s longest running battle which started in the early 1990s when Ginola was playing for Paris Saint-Germain and ended with the Frenchman planting an elbow on Lee, resulting is thousands of pounds worth of damage to a crown.

I can sense this rough-neck attitude is what Lee misses in the modern game because his view of himself is of a old-time player with no first touch, little in the way of pace but somebody who lived for the tackle. Conceding to the fact that today football is “unrecognisable” compared to the one he grew up with, Lee isn’t hiding his hankering for the new regime, one which would also have him up at 8am to stretch on match-days. Classic Wenger!

Sure to make the point that it’s not a criticism of Arsenal, he explains how Pat Rice is left trying to pass on the traditions of the club, as it were when he started out. Lee recalls being practically bullied by Tony Adams, Paul Davies, Michael Thomas and Rocky Rocastle in the changing room before his first north London derby, to make sure he didn’t let the side down. That type of player he explains is missing, and what makes Arsenal more unrecognisable today than any other club. Even Wenger has reverted from his early philosophy of playing only 4-4-2 he adds.

Still, born in Manchester and bearing some very northern traits, Lee is proud to claim his allegiance to Arsenal, and of course his bias. One guy at the back attacks the current squad’s lack of strength in depth. Watt almost explodes pointing out the fact that Arsenal are in the hunt for the title with seven games left. Lee agrees, although does believe Manuel Almunia needs to feel more pressure as number one, suggesting a new keeper would be his first move in the summer.

Lee’s last move is to sign autographs and pose for photos with everybody. There is much more to this analyst – I learnt it’s best not to call him a ‘pundit’ – than meets the eye, other than his even-handed image on Match of the Day. Lee is actually an Arsenal bigot, story-teller, actor and comedian, fully loaded with a raw emotion for the Gunners.

Despite him claiming the 1998 squad would be his one team to take into the final day of a league season needing a win – shooting down Watt’s choice of 1991 – there was a sense of hope that the current one could emulate those greats of the past. If they are to win the league this year, a little bit of Lee Dixon’s attitude might just be what makes it happen.

by JAMES CURTIS

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  • goonamerica

    oy jimbo! used to be a day that shirt fit ya! …we all have shirts like that I’m afraid!!!

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  • Jimmy

    GoonerUS you’ve got the wrong end of the stick. That is not me wearing Arsenal colours, but who on earth is that handsome fella in the blue shirt?

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  • goonamerica

    maybe I was talking about the blue shirt?

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  • goonamerica

    I mean you do have the top button undone!!

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  • goonamerica

    …and a blue shirt at arsenal?! sacrilege!!
    of course that night I walked into a pub in loughton essex with my west ham mate Big Al “lily white” langton. clapping me hands together completely jazzed about the preceeding victory to be greeted by the statement of some irreverant geezer “oy Al, who’s your monkey?!” … I shoulda gone to highbury to celebrate !

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  • db10

    keep digging

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  • TJ14

    I have alot of time for Dixon. Ray Parlour, Merse and Groves also. They are bringing the common man to the football masses. Is refreshing to see.

    Could anyone ever have seen Merse or Parlour being in demand for their football opinions???

    As most fans, I am sure, I felt all they were good for was a piss up. They have pleasantly surprised me.

    Is good to finally see a bit of Arsenal bias. That mug Ian Wright just slags us off.

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  • TJ14

    If you cover your mates hair with your thumb, he looks a bit like Jessica Ennis.

    I tried to see who you would look like if you covered your hair, but my thumb wasnt big enough. :D :lol:

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  • goonamerica

    of course some other unnamed appendage could be placed upon his shoulders but then he would have to change his name to richard edward.

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  • cesc

    lee should express himself more on motd. knickers to the other k***heads.they’re just fergies monkeys.

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  • Jimmy

    TJ, if it helps, I’ve been halted at Barking station because somebody thought I was Andy Sugden from Emmerdale, and there is a kid at school who calls me Ben Stiller :-)

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  • Jimmy

    Goon, incase I had to walk into the Arsenal boardroom I came prepared with shirt and tie … Oh ok, the truth is I came straight from work and couldn’t wear my red Arsenal tie because it would clash with the blue. Mum couldn’t just iron my white shirt could she …

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  • goonamerica

    first rate answer and makes all the sense!!!!!… anyway you are probably wearing your arsenal knickers with TH14 sown in em!!! so ya feel comfy.

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  • Jimmy

    I love the Arsenal guys you list TJ. Charlie Nicholas too, he has plenty of faith in Arsenal.

    Parlour told a great story about being at the back of the bus after scoring the winner (are you reading Tim Lovejoy?) in the cup final. His family wer with him and poured him a glass of champagne.

    Wenger comes up and forbids him to have even a sip because of the important league game coming up. So he doesn’t.

    Anyway, when he gets back to Rush Green his pals are waiting and drag him in to the social club for a drink. They have to drag him out after 10 guiness.

    Onto the league game and Ray has a stormer, his best game ever Wenger says, adding “now aren’t you glad you never had that champagne.”

    great story tellers, great analysts, great Arsenal players.

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  • Jimmy

    Cesc, I’d love to see more of the Dixon from last night on motd. It suprised me. His montage video was classic !!

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  • goonamerica

    by the way jim you didn’t say something like this to Lee D. when you met him. “gosh you sure are short; I thought you were bigger.”

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  • Jimmy

    No, when asked by Arsenal TV Online what my best memory of Lee was, I paused, then came out with:

    “Yeah, I’ve got to say it’s his hat-trick against Leicester … What, you mean to say that wasn’t Lee?”

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  • Berg10

    Charlie Nick is a good analyst, he says it how he sees it.

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  • Durham Gooner

    LD2 will always be one of my favourite Arsenal players.

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  • TJ14

    Ben Stiller isn’t a bad shout. The guy in the middle is the spit of Lee Dixon.

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  • TJ14

    I don’t think he would be able to. It seems you need to be dull to be on the BBC. That is why Hansen and Lawrenson have lasted so long.

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