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How to create your own entertainment at the Emirates with Katy Hill

By  Published: 25th April 2010
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by JAMES CURTIS A little Sunday football from the Brentwood League was the highlight of this extremely boring weekend. There was a great game somewhere in the badlands of Grays between Uphorn Park and Hutton, as the handful of spectators witnessed some classy finishing along with a rather dragging performance from the ref (who can only be described as a bit of a hippo). There was also a game at the Emirates. 

I puff my cheeks when I write that, because the fans inside the stadium had to amuse themselves as the players couldn’t be bothered since their season had already ended. If Katy Hill were there she might have organised a quick presentation on how to create your own entertainment. She wasn’t, so shouting abuse at Craig Bellemy to see who could get a personal reaction first was the bet my cousin had set, and this was only to kill time until the entrance of Adebayor.

Things in the league aren’t finished yet, although it’s getting to that that point to think back on the best games from this season. One quick look on YouTube at the home game against Spurs and it becomes obvious, that when Robin van Persie and Cesc Fabregas weren’t playing, it was as if somebody had cut the wires to Arsenal’s engine. The tank kept rolling over, but it was never going to be fifth gear without them.

RVP and Fabregas’ goals that day were followed by the celebrations of two mad men, obsessed by visions of winning everything. It wouldn’t surprise me if at home the pair had huge posters of the 2004 winning team with all the faces cut out and replaced with the current squad. Next to it I suspect there is a dart board with Alex Ferguson’s head in the middle.

What makes players like Cesc and RVP great, is their attitude to always want more, to never be happy with what they sit upon. It was a far cry from the display yesterday when the players who started refrained from any sort of exertion that might build up a sweat in the Saturday sunshine. The return of Adebayor and revenge for defeat earlier in the season clearly didn’t register in firing the team up.

Chatting in the pub before kick-off with a Man City fan we didn’t agree on to much, but did accept that it was a game set up for goals. Arsenal had nothing to play for except see out third position. Spurs had lost earlier and there was a chance for City to beak for fourth spot with an away win. My idea that every player in red would be looking to get on the score sheet before the season finished was laughable.

RVP can be excused, but for the rest of the team it was disappointing to see them waiting for the league simply to end. I expected fancy flicks, running with the ball, skills that are usually left behind on the training pitch, and a show of freedom given Arsenal’s fixed league position. To give the fans something in the last big match-up of the season wasn’t important, so it was with bitterness that I handed over £3.50 for a pizza slice at half-time.

In the second half, the rage born of a frustrating season came out of the fans when Adebayor began warming up, entered the game and then stood by the post with his silly haircut as Shay Given got treatment for an injured shoulder. No doubt his comical look was there to wind the fans up even more, and it worked. To think the man felt so sorry for himself getting paid millions in his switch to City, while his home country remains one of the poorest in the world made me glad he no longer wore red.

Hard work makes champions, not riches. Unless you’re from the upper class and family wealth is your good fortune, then nothing in this world will come for free without hard work. Being a professional football player probably means you’ve combined hard work with talent and so congratulations to the Arsenal players who entertain us.

Thrashing Spurs was one of many highlights this season. A great comeback against Liverpool at Anfield and a further three points at home, Fabregas’ 15 minute cameo against Villa, the comeback against Bolton and putting six goals past Blackburn and Everton at the beginning of the season can be talked about among others. All required hard work, but to be champions even more toil and labour is needed.

Watching Carlos Tevez slog away was a good example for Arsenal to take into next season – and this was him on an off day. I can’t imagine the impact all his running, twisting and turning must have on his body, but for somebody like the Argentine it’s a small price to pay for success, and alongside Leo Messi that’s exactly what he might be seeing at the World Cup.

For the Arsenal fans, I guess it’s just good to have an international tournament to look forward to this summer. It comes at a good period for all Gooner fans whose country will be represetned at the WC, that there might actually be something to actually shout about in June. And so with the lifeless game against City and a classic summer stirring, Arsenal’s season seems to be finished. When all that fails I’ll begin dreaming about a season with a fully fit Cesc and RVP. For now though I’ll dream of a 1990’s Katy Hill pottering around the Blue Peter garden in a pair of tight fitting dungarees. Those were the good old days!{jcomments on}

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  • Berg10

    Like most, I’m disappointed with the attitude of our players, maybe they should be paid on performance, or not paid then.

  • Jimmy

    I fully understand that a team can’t play well every game. And even then I don’t expect Arsenal to win every game, but a fan pays alot of money to watch what is an entertainment business, I expect some level of energy from the players.

    Arsenal are worth paying good money to watch, but I felt let down yesterday when the players didn’t bother simply because they didn’t have to. I wasn’t angry, just disappointed !!

  • Mexican Gunner

    Who is Katy Hill ??

  • Berg10

    Yes Jimmy I fully understand where you’re coming from, unfotunately I feel the effort and mentality isn’t at a level of total commitment, and hasn’t been for the last 2 or 3 games, maybe the World cup is on some of their minds and the threat of injury for the same.

    None of us want to dis the players and as a rule I don’t but recently we’ve looked shit.

    At the moment Arsenal are not worth paying good money to watch imo, I’m getting more enjoyment watching Getafe stand up to Seville at the moment and I’ve been a gooner for 40 years.

    Disappointed? Too right!

  • Jimmy

    And that’s why I’ll be spending the last weekend of the season travelling to Darlington to hopefully see Dagenham & Redbridge secure a playoff place. Coach leaves at 7.15 from Victoria Road if you’re interested.

  • Berg10

    Jimmy.

    Wenger said “Judge me at the end of the season”
    Well if the players feel it’s already upon us why shouldn’t we express dissatisfaction already?

  • Berg10

    3-3 and it aint over yet

  • db10

    Just heard that citeh are probably going to be allowed to buy a new goalkeeper before the end of the season. Why? what possible grounds do they have for an exemption from the transfer window. It was specifically brought in to stop the richest clubs from just buying extra players when they had injuries. And surely they have a youth keeper and should be encouraged to play him.

    Also portsmouth weren’t allowed to sell players to stay in business and that would have been a much more worthwhile reason to allow a club to trade outside the window.

  • db10

    Arsene is promising to spend money in the summer. sort of.

    I’ve believed him every year for the past 5 or 6 years and nothing has happened. Should we believe him this time?? We’ll have to wait and see but he shouldn’t promise that kind of thing unless its actually going to happen otherwise the fans start to get fed up. If they had said every year “we don’t have any money but in a few years we will” i would have been fine with it but was it really necessary to try to decieve the fans into thinking we had loads of money to spend but simply preferred not to?

  • Jimmy

    I thought exactly the same when I read the news at lunch. Arsenal’s endless list of injuries, broken limbs and exploding calf muscles but we didn’t request exemption. One injury and City want to be different.

    We played Craig Eastmond and they should be told to do the same. Or they should have thought better than to waste 30 mil on Robinho. It’s not like they didn’t have the money to prepare.

  • Jimmy

    Wenger will say buying Arshavin and Verms was spending money. He will say big money at that. He says he will spend money but he also said we’d win something this year. Wenger isn’t playing ball!

  • Jimmy

    And I love how they call it an emergency. Being invaded by aliens is the bloody emergency. Ask Steve Hawkins!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8642558.stm

  • Mexican Gunner

    :P




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