Monday, 21 May 2012

World Cup Diary: Eboue learns Korean

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So the remaining teams of the World Cup have entered into the knock-out stage. For some the tension is all too much, like the old lady last night who was completely legless by nine o’clock. I’ve never seen somebody so elderly and so inebriated, although she did manage a ‘come on England’ on the way out. For others, the good times have ended, like our French contingents, who can probably be read all about in L’Equipes obituaries page. They were snuck out of the airport in a coach with blacked out windows and it’s not long before the French public catch up and sentence them to death by guillotine. 

At this point then, how have our opinions been shaped of those no longer at the World Cup? It’s sad that our French players had to be a part of such a broken camp and really Les Bleus were doomed before the tournament began. Sometimes these situations can stir anger inside a footballer, to play for himself if not for others. But there seemed no fight in Bacary Sagna and Abou Diaby. Diaby in particular looked tidy in possession but rarely made any killer passes and his progression still appears to be meandering along at no great pace. 

My only memories of Gael Clichy were of a constantly desperate defender rushing back to tackle his midfielder. Clichy didn’t get much playing time at the World Cup, but when he did, his attempts to get forward and add some spirit to the cause only left him out at sea fighting a losing battle. You can always count on Clichy for this and I expect more of the same next season with Arsenal. As for William Gallas, there were signs of a defender at the start of the end. He looked rusty at best and most Arsenal fans will be happy to let Panathanikos and Paris St Germaine scrap it out for his signature. 

It was early doors for Alex Song and Nicklas Bendtner. For them, this World Cup hasn’t been much of a learning curve although Bendtner did score one nice typical strikers goal. Emmanuel Eboue is also leaving South Africa. He on the other hand did pick up a few things, but it was more in languages than in the tactical side of football. Apparently Emmanuel is now fluent in Korean … Emmanuel is now fluent in Korean. 

Those trudging forward are Carlos Vela, Cesc Fabregas and Robin van Persie. For the sake of my £5 bet on him to finish with the golden boot, RVP began hitting the net in the Netherlands’ last game against Cameroon. I had some football matters of my own to deal with that night, and when RVP took aim from an acute angle, all the mangers at the Essex Combinations League AGM were in total admiration. I know RVP is world class, you know it, the whole world knows it. What we don’t know is what a full unhindered van Persie season looks like although there have been whisperings it does exist. 

Xavi Alonso is a doubt for Spain’s last-sixteen game, and it could be the opening Fabregas has been waiting for. He came on as a sub against Chile and bossed it. His game is much more direct than Xavi Hernandez and Andres Iniesta and he began making inventory passes within minutes. Carlos Vela has injuries of his own and we wait to see if he features for Mexico in today’s late kick-off. 

By JAMES CURTIS (live from his garden. BBQ fired-up, beers flowing)

 

Fixtures

Argentina vs. Mexico, Sunday 27 June (19.30)

Netherlands vs. Slovakia, Monday 28 June (15.00)

Spain vs. Portugal, Tuesday 30 June (19.30)

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  • musher

    You just got to love Eboue lol

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  • Paul

    Just heard that Arsene has offered to sign Rooney for £2 + a bag of crisps – he has to be the worst player to play for England

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  • ahmad from syria

    LOOOOOOOOOL Eboue is so funny

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  • M.E.

    England got massacred 4-1 by Germany. MoM: Muller (not Gerd, but Thomas). My personal MoM, Mesut Ozil (who has been linked to us, IF Cesc does leave eventually), also shone.

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  • ONDGOONER

    I’M SORRY FOR WRITING SOMETHING SO UNRELATED TO UR BLOG BUT NEEDED TO VENT MY ANGER FOR ENGLAND’S LOSS ON OUR USELESS MANAGER ARSENE WENGER. I HEAR SOME SAY, ‘IN ARSENE WE TRUST’ BUT I CAN DISPUTE THAT BY SUGGESTING WE REFRAIN FROM SUCH COMMENTS AS THE MAN DOES NOT HAVE A CLUE. HE IS BLINDED BY HIS OWN SELF-WORTH THAT SO DITACHES HIM FROM REALITY. I’VE A FEW REASONS WHY THE MAN MUST NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN:
    1)HE PREDICTED IN 2002 THAT THE BALANCE OF POWER WAS SHIFTING FROM OLD TRAFORD TO US, HOW WRONG WAS HE? IT’S NOW 8 YRS SINCE THAT STATEMENT & WE’VE WON ABOUT 2 TROPHIES & GUESS HOW MANY TO MAN U!
    2)RECENTLY HE PREDICTED THAT LAST SEASON’S EPL WOULD BE WON BY MORE THAN 86 POINTS. HE WAS WRONG BUT ANCELOTTI WHO MADE A PREDICTION OF 86 POINTS AT THE SAME TIME WAS SPOT ON.
    3)HE PREDICTED THAT BAYERN MUNICH WOULD BEAT INTER IN THE UEFA CL. AGAIN HE WAS WRONG. CONTRAST THESE SO FAR WITH JOSE MOURHINO’S PREDICTIONS EVEN PREDICTING IN HIS 1ST SEASON AT CHELSEA THAT ARSENAL WOULD COME IN 4TH. SPOT ON! & LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST:4)HE PREDICTED ENGLAND WOULD BE TOO STRONG FOR GERMANY 2DAY. SEE HOW STUPIDLY WRONG THE IDIOT WAS
    THESE ARE BUT JUST A FEW OF THE OWN GOALS.& HIS JUDGEMENT FOR NOT MAKING GILBERTO CAPTAIN BUT GALLAS TOLD ME HE HAD LOST IT. LOOK AT WHERE THESE TWO PLAYERS ARE NOW! I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF WENGER & IT’S TIME THE BOARD DID THE HONORABLE THING AND SHOWED HIM THE DOOR! WHERE ARE THE SIGNINGS HE PROMISED B4 THE START OF THE WORLD CUP? HE IS TAKING US FOR £6M A YR RIDE AND WE CAN’T SEE IT. HE IS WATCHING THE WC IN SA BUT GOD HELP ALL THOSE WHO WOULD LISTEN TO HIS EVERY WORD. FOR ME I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO ANYMORE. I’LL STILL SUPPORT MY BELOVED ARSENAL WHOLEHEARTEDLY BUT NOT ARSENE. HE IS JUST LIVING ON HIS PAST GLORIES & EVEN THEN HE MASSIVELY UNDERACHIEVED WITH THE PLAYERS AT HIS DISPOSAL OVER THE YRS.THANK U FOR LISTENING FELLOW GUNNERS AND BE WISE WHEN U REPLY TO MY COMMENTS.DON’T LET UR LOYALTIES TO THIS MAN BLIND U!

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  • db10

    muller must have got it because he scored two but Ozil and schweinsteiger were a class above everyone else on the pitch. schweinsteiger controlled the midfield and allowed ozil to play the killer balls. England looked ilke amateurs but I think this German side is much better than anyone has given them credit (in the English media anyway).

    They have some really quality players and Mertesacker looks to me like the only defensive weakness. Also they were much more committed and wanted to win much more than england. At the end it was like the England players’ idea of commitment was to go flying into challenges as hard as possible. I was a bit worried that one of our thugs such as terry or gerrard would embarass the country further by causing a serious injury just because they don’t know how to lose gracefully.

    Now it has to be Holland and Robin to be the only player in our squad to have a world cup medal. A few years ago we had loads but they’ve all gone…

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  • db10

    Why don’t we get capello as manager…

    Think about it. We could do a lot worse than Mr Wenger.
    And just because he isn’t good at predicting outcomes of matches and stuff, it doesn’t really matter. He isn’t a bookmaker.

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  • Mexican Gunner

    Schweinsteiger is the best player of Germany in the tournament IMO. (sadly I fear he will sign for Chelski)

    He´s a number 10, but now he´s playing in a more sacrificated role and is the one who is controlling the whole midfield.

    And Im disagree about Mertesacker, he´s not a defender like Vidic or our T.V. but he controls the whole defence and everytime the full backs or Friedrich goes to the middle he always stays.

    And stupid Arsene to dont sign Neuer before the W.C. Im sure that his price after the tournament will be more than 20m.

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  • db10

    don’t worry. Mark schwarzer is on his way to solve all our goalkeeping problems. how relaxing (not). Oh well he is probably just about better than almunia but lets hope he surprises me (if he does sign for us). But you’re rigth i would prefer it if it was Wenger who surprises us and buys Neuer. Or even the Uruguayan Muslera who plays for Lazio. But then I am basing my opinions on a few games in the world cup and presumably Wenger does alot more scouting than that!

    As for mertesacker, i meant he is the only one who can be got at because he isn’t the quickest (to say the least) and this makes him vulnerable in one on ones against an attacker.

    Anyway, COME ON MEXICO and come on VELA

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  • Mexican Gunner

    Lets put our faith in the aussie. (even that I think he´s like Almunia but older)

    And yes Mertesacker is slow that´s why he always has to play with a fast defender next to him like Naldo in Bremen or this guy Friedrich. But he has other attributes tha makes him one of the best.

    Vela will not start but lets hope he comes in the 2nd half and scores the winner lol.

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  • arsenal4ever

    hi iam german and friedrich should be the answer for our defence!!! he is playing a great wc and wouldnt cost that much. he is 31 years old so not to old I think!!! better as upson and terry on any day!!!!

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  • db10

    you must be loving your teams performances so far. And just think what they will be like in 2 years and in the world cup in 4 years time if they are this good now.

    Whereas the only English players who will be there are rooney, Acole (soon to be replaced by Gibbs hopefully) and milner

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  • ilya

    Are u seriously basing ur ratings of our couch according to which of his alleged predictions came true. Thats probably one of the most ignorant posts I’ve read in a looooong time, where do these fans (idiots) come from, if u had an iota of intelligence in that big empty cavity u call ur brain u might consider not making comments that make u seem so distanced from reality as to suggest someone whose a thousand times more qualified and grounded in reality an idiot because of a press statement made to envigorate his squad not as a nostradamus like prediction of the future u tool. Where do these fans come from seriously its embarassing

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  • ahmadkb

    Just saw AW on TV he said Cesc is not for sale
    reporter Q : we heard that Barca came up with another offer (35M) do you think this is the right price for cesc?
    AW A: Cesc is not for sale not for (35M) or at any other price.
    Do you think he is just saying that to push the price of Cesc ? or it is true that we dont want to sale him ?

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  • MikeyG

    Does the person who writes Eboue’s diary write Michael Owen’s too?!?! :lol:

    http://crabfootball.com/the-owen-diaries/michael-owens-world-cup-diary-why-wont-you-love-me/

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  • rizal

    Most of Arsenal player didn’t manage to shine in the world cup, but let just hope for RVP could prove otherwise,

    but I do have to profess that we are bless to have Eboue grace Arsenal shirt.

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  • james mc daid

    eboue would make a great player coach.

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  • John in Norfolk

    Eboue understanding instructions from the North Korean coach is just as likely as him understanding instructions from Arsene Wenger or Pat Rice.

    After yesterday’s debacle the future for Jack Wilshire, Kieron Gibbs and Theo Walcott suddenly looks a whole lot brighter.

    This appalling display must signal the end of the England careers of Terry, Ferdinand, Carragher, Upson, Gerrard, Lampard, Wright-Phillips, Hesky, King and Barry, whilst James will be honourably retired on the basis solely of age.

    Glen Johnson must read, probably for the first time, the fullbacks handbook as his defensive qualities are almost non-existent.

    Milner Defoe and Lennon can all improve, Crouch won’t. As for Rooney who knows!

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  • arsenal4ever

    no. I really have faith in english youth!! look at wilshere, lansbury, jet just to name a few!!! this could be your golden genenartion with a real goalscorer in Afobe and Freeman!!! but yes our performance besides serbia was good. argentina should be beatable i think. there defence isnt that good.

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  • arsenal4ever

    generation ive meant, lol :-)

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  • db10

    Yes we hope that these players will turn out good but when you have a group of young players who are already looking like the best performing team at the world cup then you can be almost certain that they will be world class players in a few years time (and will be during the next world cup). Whereas, with the young Arsenal players, some of them might be world class, some might not. You can never tell. We all got excited about players like Merida and Walcott when they were 17 or 18 but they haven’t become the world class players we hoped they might. not yet anyway.

    And I think that Germany can beat Argentina. Shaky defence and reliant on individuals and team play usually overcomes individual play. Except that one of the individuals is Messi who can win matches on his own. I think I wouldn’t mind if Germany won the tournament because its quite nice to go out to the eventual winners but I have to go with Holland because of RvP.

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