Monday, 21 May 2012

The Forces Of Darkness Visit

Greetings from Canada. I’m writing this short blog after checking into my hotel in Toronto. We seem to have survived the international matches this midweek without too much worry on the injury front, although Jack Wilshere is a doubt having had to withdraw from the England squad prior to the loss against France at Wembley. No doubt there will be plenty of Anglo-French wind-ups going on in training today at London Colney. 

Andrey Arshavin picked up a knock playing for Russia. Travelling all the way down to Voronezh near the Ukrainian border was a long way to go to get beaten by Belgium. Marouane Chamakh had more success in Belfast, scoring Morocco’s goal in a 1-1 draw. Cesc Fàbregas was a half-time substitute for Spain in their 4-0 belting in the Estadio da Luz in Lisbon. He was also booked. He probably wishes he’d stayed in bed. It’s all gone a bit nipples skyward for Spain after lifting the World Cup in South Africa in July, having been on the end of a 4-1 belting by Argentina in Buenos Aires two months ago in September. 

Now we turn our attention to the big derby game on Saturday lunchtime. After losing at home to both the Baggies and Toon this is a must win for us having pulled ourselves back into the title race after wins at Molineux and Goodison Park, with an assist from the Mackems who did us a real favour by absolutely tonking Chelsea 3-0 at Stamford Bridge. We need keep the pressure on now. It’s time we announced our presence as real title contenders with some authoritative performances. There’s nothing like beating the Forces of Darkness to put a spring in our step. We need to ensure that ‘Arry is twitching furiously come the final whistle. 

Let’s not rise to the bait before the game. We need to walk the walk before talking the talk. The time to ‘ave it large is after we’ve given them a belting, although I’ll settle for one more than they get. When it comes to Spurs, any landing we walk away from is a good one for me. It’s such a blast to lurk on Spurs message-boards, blogs and websites and bathe in a big warm bath of schadenfreude as them from the wrong end of the Seven Sisters Road rend they clothes and grind their teeth. 

There is dissent amongst their supporters already at the Lane as their future at White Hart Lane becomes more and more doubtful. They simply aren’t going to compete with us unless they get a bigger ground. The ever escalating cost of knocking down and re-building White Hart Lane is making a move to the Olympic Stadium at Stratford seem more and more of a possibility. Whenever misfortune befalls Spurs my first instinct is to laugh. I have to say though this is a classic case where fans, even Spurs fans, should be treated like adults and be involved by their board in a debate about the options open to them. 

One thing that shouldn’t be on is allowing any of the bidders to remove the athletics track from the Olympic Stadium. I’m not a big athletics fan but I do think commitments should be kept and one of the legacy promises made by the London 2012 bid was for a world-class athletics facility. It would be reneging on a clear commitment if the running track were to be removed to suit the interests of a football club. 

The Olympic Park Legacy Company has been formed by the Mayor of London, the Department for Culture Media & Sport and the Department of Communities & Local Government to oversee and coordinate the long-term post Olympics use of the stadium and other facilities at the Olympic Park in Stratford. They need to ensure that private interests are balanced with both the public interest and the opportunity for a lasting sporting, economic and social legacy. We’ve all coppered up a lot of money for Olympics. I’ve always been a big supporter of the Olympic bid. We need to ensure that we get the same lasting benefit that Seoul, Barcelona and Sydney got from their Olympics.  

If I was a Spurs fan (thank the Lord I got taken to Highbury first and became a Gooner!) I’d detest the idea a) of moving ten miles away and b) playing in a ground with a running track. Bayern Munich fans always hated the old Olympiastadion as they were a mile from play. I generally don’t enjoy watching games in grounds with a running track either. 

Spurs are on a spike at the moment. A large part of me is delighted with this, but their fans shouldn’t be treated like mushrooms – kept in the dark and fed a load of old pooh. In that they have my support. On the field I’m never happier than when they’re plummeting with all the airy grace of a concrete parachute. 

Keep the faith! 

vic@arsenalinsider.com

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  • Andy Mack

    If they move to the olympic stadium, will they change their name to Leyton Spuds?

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  • TJ14

    Did you know there is only .3 of a mile difference between the white hart lane – olympic stadium and upton park – olympic stadium. Also, I heard this morning that lack of corporate hosiptality at the olympic stadium means that Spurs would have to knock down and rebuild the whole place to be able to compete with our revenues.

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  • DANTHEHOTSPURMAN

    U LOT CANT STAND DA FACT THAT WE WILL BE 1 OF DA BIGGEST TEAMS IN WORLD FOOTBALL WITH A MASSIVE FAN BASE WORLD WIDE.
    DANIEL LEVI HAS A MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION AND DA OLYMPIC STADIUM IS PART OF DA PLAN.
    IN A WAY I WOUD PREFER TO STAY AT DA LANE COZ ITS JUST ROUND DA CORNER FROM MY PLACE BUT IF WE AVE A WORLD CLASS STADIUM TO RANK AS DA BEST IN DA WORLD THEN ALL GOOD! I CAN MOVE TO DOCKLANDS TO BE CLOSE TO MY BELOVED SPURS.
    BACK TO TOMOROW AND OUR MATCH AGENST DA HATED GOONERS….CANT WAIT INFACT I WILL BE TRAVELIN TO UR SHITTY GROUND TO SHOUT MY LUNGS OUT AND WATCH DA MOMENTUS THRASHIN OF DA GOONERS BUY DA YIDMEN!

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  • Ghena

    AAAw just shut up DANTHEHOTSPURMAN.. what master plan? nd it 2b inplemeted in 20230 right? Gooner 4-1Spuds

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  • DANTHEHOTSPURMAN

    [quote name=Ghena]AAAw just shut up DANTHEHOTSPURMAN.. what master plan? nd it 2b inplemeted in 20230 right? Gooner 4-1Spuds[/quote]I AVE IT ON GOOD ATHORITY THAT DANIEL LEVY WITH HIS AMAZIN CONTACTS HAS EVERYTHIN IN PLACE TO MAKE SPURS INTO DA BEST CLUB OF DA 21ST CENTURY AND WERE TALKIN MAJOR PLAYERS HERE!… WATCH DIS SPACE GOONERS! UR HISTORY!!!!

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  • Matt T

    DAN DA HOTSPUR MAN YOUV’E BEEN EATIN’ TOO MUCH OF YOUR OWN COOKING MAN. DA DA DA SPURS ARE MOVING TO EAST LONDON HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH DO YOU SPEAK LIKE THAT TOO. DAAAA INSTEAD OF THE! QUALITY YOU ARE A SCREAM. AS IF YOU EVEN GO TO GAMES YOU FOOL.

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  • Notoverthehill

    It will be a pity if that sub-standard team from the wrong side of the lane, have to move.
    Is there any other team that can claim to have had their “home game” at the enemy’s stadium, and cuffed the owners? I thought not!
    With the Offshore Banker as a manager, both Levy and Joe Lewis will have to keep the cash box under lock and key. Every player is a “lovely fella” because of their value to the Offshore Banker’s deplenished resources.

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  • Pedro_afc

    I hope we give the spuds a good old spanking and shut up these yiddymen who are doin my head in, comin on here spoutin shit from their mouths!
    Dan the hot spunkman… fuck off!!!

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  • Hamy

    YOU’RE EITHER A GUNNER…OR AGAINST US!!!! THE LONDON DERBY IS OURS FOR THE TAKING!!!!

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  • Hamy

    DanethehotSPERMAN…I take ir from ur name u like sperms..So I would like to meet you tomorrow at the Emirates Stadium so you can suck every Gunner fan off so we can give you that sweet sperm you love so dearly…SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…Suck hard…and suck it smoooooooooooooth..just like every Spurs player will suck the dicks of the Arsenal players tomorrow….SUCK IT BITCH!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!

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  • DANTHEHOTSPURMAN

    JUDGIN BY UR PICTURE U LOOK A BIT LIKE MY AUNTIE SIONA…ARE U A BLOKEBIRD BY ANYCHANCE?

    COME ON U SPUUURRRSSSS!!!!!

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  • DANTHEHOTSPURMAN

    AND THAT SKULL UR HOLDING… IS IT BERT? UR DEAD HUSBAND?

    COME ON U SPURRRSSSS!!!!!

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  • DANTHEHOTSPURMAN

    I AM A PROUD SPURS SEASON TICKET HOLDER AND I BET IVE BEEN TO MORE MATCHES THAN U HAD HOT DINNERS… LOSER!

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  • Xrysto

    Hahahahahaaaah. Dan your a certain dipshit but Hamy deserved that one. Classic.

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  • Hamy

    It’s yo mammas skull after I skull fucked her..ya bitch

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  • Hamy

    oh yur in for a good old fashioned ass woopin boy..go back sucking ur mammas titties cause u aint old enough to play with the big boys…now go along..SUCK DEM TITTIES BOY

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  • Hamy

    but..u know what..I’m better than that..we can talk all we want..how I will probably end up burning u and ur family to the ground..or me beating u..or whatever u sperm fans reply to these days..so I’ll be the better person by telling u to shuve it..because as long as I’m half way across the world and..ur umm…somewhere…talking wont do any of us good..u hear me?..so..here’s what we r gonna do…ur gonna go back to ur room..masterbate on gay porn or whatever helps making ur face filled with pops and shit…and ill go back to masterbating on regular porn…and lets just enjoy the game..now i know ur gonna talk shit..i mean lets face it..its in ur blood..so i aint gonna reply…cause the best part of talk shit while 2 guys r far from each other is watching the other crack and talk shit..waiting for the other to reply..(i talked alot)..in short..dont waste time coming here and talkin to us..cause no matter what u guys aint winnin the league…u guys aint winnin the champions league…and u guys aint gonna be in the top 4…so…basically what im sayin to u is…go fuck urself u chicken fucker

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  • DANTHEHOTSPURMAN

    IF I WAS U…I’D THROW THAT PICTURE IN DA BIN A.S.A.P. AND PROBS NEVER LEAVE DA HOUSE! COZ EVERYTIME I SEE IT IT REMINDS ME OF MY DEAR OLD AUNTIE SIONA I SWEAR!
    AND IS THAT A ROCKIN CHAIR UR SITTIN ON?
    ALSO I FINK U ALSO NEED SOME BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY BY DA LOOKS OF IT!

    COME ON U SPURRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!

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