Cesc: Unofficial Arsenal statement

The Cunts should read it; I hate those goblets and I swear to Moses and Judas I will never look that team up in any way if they take My Cesc!Though I would wish cesc escapes it, I would pray to Zeus to send one hell of a Tsunami and swallow Nou Camp right into its big fat belly! I feel much better now, thank you

Hey now don’t call Cesc a cunt mate.

Thats not real. Haha just kidding…HILARIOUS!! Wish it was true!!

It frustrates me too but the system we use does it automatically…yes, the system is a cunt

Hil-fucking-arious!

haha I understand

just how good would it be if they actually came out and said this, probably minus a few select words but exactly what is needed.

love it!

Awesome stuff !

Hilarious. I wish that this statement was true. Had we had someone with balls in the board, this would have been the reaction. This is why we need Usmanov. he doesn’t care about money profit from the club. Look at chelsea. Have they sold ay top player in the last 5 years?

OMG – I woke up with a headache and did this at 4 this morning. Sorry about the typos.

Surprised to see it here.

Hope the club have a sense of humour about it.

Hey Eldo,

It looks as if you will have to find a new picture for the head of your blog.

Gallas, Fabregas and (hopefully) Almunia will have to be air-brushed out leaving only a reserve team winger.

It would be nice to replace them with Wilshire, Ramsey and Joe Hart.

We have to make sure our best players want to stay. If our best players don’t want to stay then there is not much we can do about it. The only way is to start winning trophies so i would suggest more emphasis put on the FA cup especially. Along with bringing in better quality new players.

If reports are correct Cesc is now our highest paid player at 110k a week and at barca he won’t be getting much more than that. This isn’t about the money. The club have made it clear they don’t need to sell any players any more.

yes it will get more difficult but i can’t see liverpool challenging for a while so thats another team out of the running. I’m just hoping that redknapp will continue on his current form of ruining every club he touches after initially bringing a brief period of success. Southampton, West Ham, Portsmouth and next…

Le Boss is on the case…good shout! :-*

wonderful……….

Eldo.

Brilliant post mate. Hilarious!

Even better if it turned up on AS’s site or Guillem Balague’s.

I was slated for making these comments back in February :

-1 # Guildford 2010-02-18 18:33
Agree

There’s one little striker that I can think of that reminds me of Wright & we turned down the chance to sign him 3 seasons ago…….

Did anyone else cringe when Wenger spoke about contacting Valencia about Villa last month but they did not want to sell?

Sounded like a manager of a certain Middlesex club talking about nearly signing Rivaldo,etc

I’ve also looked into my crystal ball and have seen some of the ‘news’ articles from Arsenal.con in the summer…..Wenger – Having Van Persie back to fitness is like a new signing…..Wenger – I have great belief in this team of players…..Wenger – This team has enormous spirit….

Actually that was from the last 2 summers but you just know its coming again don’t you eh.

Said it last summer but if Wenger gambles again on the fitness of players that have never been able to play a full season,we are in trouble . Well that list has doubled now :

Walcott
Rosicky
R V P
Eduardo

If those four are still part of our squad of 7 or 8 attacking players,come August, it will be the same story as the last 2 seasons.
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0 # Fabregas_The_King 2010-02-18 18:39
Guildford
I hope that you are wrong for next season….
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# Guildford 2010-02-18 18:45
So do I

A huge part of that will be that he will have lost faith in Wenger because of his inabilities to improve this team.
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I love the last line… lol

this post is awesome! haha

on a more serious note, i do hope cesc stays for another 2-3 years though. why is he is such a hurry to join barca anyway? he’s going to be wasted sitting on their bench.

fucking fuck fuck fuck yo

Have heart guys, let the boy go back home and win major trophies and get paid real money and keep more of it; let him enjoy the sunshine that he has missed for the past 7 years in London, let him enjoy playing with players that he was groomed along side at Barcas acad; let him speak in Spanish again,; let him hear his name called by 90,000 each week; let him lift the Champions League Cup; enjoy the windfall that Arsenal will receive after using a loop hole to shoplifting from Barca for nothing.

i have never thought the answer to Arsenals problem was to throw £100mil at it every summer. I dont think any Gooner has ever wanted that. but what we have wanted to see is for the club to stop letting our best leave for peanuts (Henry, Diarra) or free (flamini, Edu) and instead add to that base of quality.

A transfer policy that was even modestly more aggresive would have translated into titles and honours from which the prize money would have offset the extra expenditure. Instead the current policy and structure has left us with the reputation of a team who is never able to compete and can’t defend throw-ins.

We’re now the team our best players need to leave if the want a better chance of acheiving something!! If Wenger wanted Cesc to stay willingly then he should have made sure that he was playing in a team capable of matching his ambition, not scrambling at his feet 5 years later promising to finally take the blinkers off!!

the irony is now wenger will probably have to spend £100mil now and January to repair the holes the past 5 years have left in the team.